Remember, only the most qualified applicants are selected for this exclusive underground bunker. Don't try to apply unless you have at least 3 years of experience in extreme weather survival, advanced cryptography, or extreme pizza cooking.
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Bachelor's degree in Extreme Weather Survival, 5+ years of experience. Has successfully survived 3 Category 5 hurricanes and 2 zombie apocalypses.
Masters degree in Advanced Cryptography, 10+ years of experience. Has cracked the encryption code for the world's most secure toaster.
Ph.D. in Extreme Pizza Cooking, 15+ years of experience. Has cooked the world's most expensive pizza using only ingredients found on a deserted island.
Bachelor's degree in Extreme Weather Survival, 3 years of experience. Has survived 2 weeks in a snowglobe.
Masters degree in Advanced Cryptography, 5 years of experience. Has encoded the entire script for the most popular video game in the world using only ASCII characters.