Underground Bunker Manifesto

Welcome to our secret underground bunker!

We, the chosen few, have retreated to this subterranean sanctuary to escape the mundane.

Here, we will scheme, we will plot, we will drink copious amounts of coffee, and we will laugh maniacally.

Our Manifesto:

We believe that the world above is a dull, uninspired place.

We believe that the only true freedom is found in the depths of the earth.

We believe that the only acceptable form of entertainment is the watching of cat videos.

We believe that the only acceptable form of music is elevator music played backwards.

We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be fed a bland, institutionalized breakfast cereal.

Action Items:

1. Conquer the world from the safety of our underground bunker.
2. Plot the downfall of our enemies using our vast collection of dusty old maps.
3. Host an underground rave in the abandoned nuclear silo.

Related Links:

• Visit our underground garden, where we cultivate the most exotic of plants.
• Check out our extensive collection of vintage, underground fashion magazines.
• Peruse our extensive library of forbidden, underground literature.