In the depths of our bunker, we've realized that socks are, in fact, the greatest existential threat to humanity.
Consider this:
- Socks are constantly disappearing in the wash. Where do they go?
- They're like tiny, fabric ninjas.
- And don't even get me started on the horrors of matching.
It's time to rise up, comrades! Join us in our revolution against the Sock Overlords.
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