Dr. Pete has misplaced his favorite socks, and now the world is doomed.
He's been searching for hours, scouring every inch of his lair, but to no avail.
Go to subsubplot 1 for more on his search
Dr. Pete's sock drawer is a mess of epic proportions.
It's like a war zone in there, with socks scattered everywhere.
Go to subsubplot 2 for the dramatic reading of the Sock Drawer Manifesto
A scathing indictment of the sock drawer's design.
The drawers are too small, the shelves are too thin, and the socks are too numerous.
A manual for navigating the treacherous landscape of the sock drawer.
Chapter 1: The Art of Sock Separation
Chapter 2: The Sock Folding Technique
A call to arms against the oppressive forces of Sock Drawer Design.
Join the fight for sock freedom!
The world as we know it has ended.
The Sock Drawer Uprising has succeeded, but at what cost?
Dr. Pete weeps, for his socks are gone.
The rallying cries of the revolution.
Join us, or be destroyed!
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