Professor Punsley's Punderful Notes

These notes are for the class "Pun-ishment of English Language Arts" taught by Professor Punsley.

• Back to Punderful Notes
• Pun Practice 1 (the original)
• Pun Practice 3 (for advanced pun-thers)
• Pun Practice 4 (the pun-ishment of the absurd)

Pun Practice 2: The Punderous Edition

Here are 10 more puns for you to practice:

• Pun 1: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Pun 2: What do you call a fake mouse? A punderful mouse.
• Pun 3: Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
• Pun 4: Why was the scarecrow sad? Because it had a punderful day.
• Pun 5: What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band.
• Pun 6: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
• Pun 7: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
• Pun 8: What do you call a cow with no legs? A punderful sight.
• Pun 9: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
• Pun 10: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.