Time Traveling Toaster Safety Manual

Welcome, brave adventurer! This manual will guide you through the perils and pitfalls of time traveling with your trusty toaster.

Pre-Flight Checklist:

Make sure you've set your toaster to the correct time setting (Chrono Settings)
Don't wear your toaster in a swimsuit, it won't help
Be prepared for toaster burns

Emergency Protocols:

In case of toaster malfunctioning, call the Time Traveling Toaster Support Hotline (TTTS)

Remember, time traveling with your toaster is a serious business. Don't get too close to the toaster's vortex!

Don't get sucked in, you'll never get out!