Article 1: The Right to Caffeine
Section 2: The Tyranny of Decaf
Section 3: The Unalienable Right to Espresso
Section 4: The Persecution of Non-Dairy Lattes
Read Article 1: The Right to Caffeine Read Section 2: The Tyranny of Decaf Read Section 3: The Unalienable Right to Espresso Read Section 4: The Persecution of Non-Dairy Lattes