Committee of Highly Unqualified Individuals: Job Application

We are a group of highly unqualified individuals who are looking for a job that doesn't involve actual qualifications.

About Us:

We have a proven track record of failure in various fields, including but not limited to:

Project management: We once managed a project that was due in 6 months, but it took us 3 years to finish.
Software development: We wrote a program that crashed on the first run every time.
Culinary arts: We once set off the fire alarm in the office kitchen.

We are currently hiring for the following positions:

If you are a highly unqualified individual with a passion for chaos and destruction, we encourage you to apply.