The Secretary of Pointlessness is responsible for maintaining order and structure in the Committee of Utter Chaos.
Assistant to the Secretary of Pointlessness
Deputy Secretary of Irrelevance
Chairman of the Utterly Useless Subcommittee
Vice Chairman of the Pointless in Motion Subcommittee
Assistant to the Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness
Secretary of Pointlessness Support (a.k.a. The Guy Who Answers Phones)
Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness (a.k.a. The Guy Who Does Nothing)