Associate Dean of the Delays Department

Meet the Associate Dean of Delays

Meet the illustrious Associate Dean of Delays, responsible for making sure that every project is delayed at least six months beyond its original deadline.

Meet the illustrious Associate Dean of Delays, responsible for ensuring that meetings are scheduled for 3 hours after their originally proposed time.

Meet the illustrious Associate Dean of Delays, responsible for finding creative ways to rebrand "I'm on a meeting" as "I'm in a meeting that's been rescheduled."

Meet the Delays Department's Current Initiatives

Why We Can't Just Meet at 6 pm

Why the Project Manager is AFK (Away From Keyboard) Again

Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Delays Department, where every meeting is a surprise!

Our Vision and Mission

Meet the Delays Department's Current Staff