Toaster Troubleshooting Committee

Welcome to the Toaster Troubleshooting Committee.

If you have a toaster that's on the fritz, we're here to help.

Common issues include:

• Toaster won't turn off
• Toaster keeps on fire
• Toaster dispenses burnt offerings

Please select an option to proceed:

• Solution 1: Turn it off and on again
• Solution 2: Check your toaster's warranty
• Solution 3: Call in a professional (but be prepared for a hefty bill)

Also available:

• Toaster Maintenance
• Toaster Repair
• Toaster Support