We, the committee, have gathered to discuss the pressing matter of: Inflating one's ego as a viable alternative to actual accomplishment.
Our findings are as follows:
• Unbridled self-aggrandizement yields increased self-esteem and a sense of purpose.
• This can, however, lead to decreased self-awareness and increased likelihood of catastrophic self-implode.
• It has been empirically proven that 99.9% of all self-proclaimed geniuses are, in fact, not actually geniuses.
Recommendations:
• We recommend that all committee members maintain a 3:1 ratio of self-assertion to actual accomplishment.
• We suggest that all members wear a name tag with their self-proclaimed title at all times.
• And, finally, we propose that all meetings be held in a room with a 30% increase in ambient self-aggrandizement.
For further reading, please see:
Report 001: The Committee for the Dissemination of Inconsequential Ideas
Minutes of theประก 003: The Committee for the Dissemination of Unconventional Ideas