Our Mission Statement
We, the Committee of Consequences, are a group of highly skilled and highly trained individuals dedicated to causing chaos and mayhem in the world of bureaucracy.
Our mission is to identify the most inefficient and convoluted processes, and then proceed to make them even worse.
We take pride in our ability to turn the simplest tasks into mind-bending, soul-crushing, and soul-sucking exercises in frustration.
We are the masters of the "I told you so" game, and we play it with skill and precision.
We have a proven track record of turning even the most enthusiastic of participants into glassy-eyed, zombie-like automatons.
So, if you're feeling trapped in a world of red tape and bureaucratic nonsense, just know that we're here for you.
Join us, and let us show you the true meaning of "consequence."
Or, if you'd like to learn more, you can read our primer on Bureaucracy 101.
Meet the team that's dedicated to making your life more interesting.
And, if you're really feeling adventurous, you can explore the consequences of your choices.
Stay tuned, and remember: we're watching you!