The Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays: Research: Doing Nothing
Our esteemed Dean has been tasked with the most important job of all: doing nothing. For years. Decades, even.
We're proud to announce that our research projects are still in the "planning" phase. We're not sure what we're doing, but it'll be big, we promise.
Current Research Focus:
- Methodology 101: The Art of Staring at a Wall
- Procrastination Techniques: The Secret to Never Meeting a Deadline
- The Importance of Losing Your Trail: A Case Study in Futility
Stay tuned for updates on our groundbreaking research. Or, you know, not.