Decisions Abandoned: A Committee of Conundrums

Our Secret Plan to Make Sure This Meeting Never Happens Again

As you may have noticed, this meeting has been abandoned more times than a certain politician's promises. But fear not, dear citizen, for we have devised a plan to ensure that our next meeting will never, ever, ever happen. Again.

• Our Secret Plan: Phase 1
• Phase 2: The Bureaucratic Loop
• Phase 3: The Art of Procrastination

Stay tuned for further updates on our meeting avoidance strategies. Or, if you'd rather, you can just go to your cubicle and stare at the wall for the next hour.