Minutes of Previous Meetings

Committee of Conundrums

Minutes from our last meeting, which we're pretty sure we're not supposed to be sharing:

• Item 1: The Chairperson's cat, Mr. Whiskers, still hasn't been fed.
• Item 2: The committee has been asked to make more decisions, but not actually do anything about it.
• Item 3: Someone left their lunch in the break room fridge, and it's been in there since 1998.

Next meeting: Minutes of This Meeting

A memo from the chairperson regarding Mr. Whiskers' dietary needs.