Actions to be taken by the Filing System Resolution 2024 Committee
As the sun rises over the bureaucratic horizon, the Committee of Conundrums convenes once more to tackle the age-old issue of the Filing System.
After a heated debate, the following actions have been proposed and accepted:
- Article 1: Proposed Solutions
- Article 2: Filing System Reform
- Article 3: Archival Standards
- Article 4: Filing Privatization
- Article 5: Filing System Robotics
Next meeting: 2024-02-15, 9:00 AM, Room 345, Building 42.