We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, are proud to present to you the Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024.

As per Article 7, Section 3, Paragraph 2 of our Constitution, it is mandatory that all filing cabinets be covered in black velvet.

Meet the Members

We have carefully selected the following ominous figures to serve on our committee:

Fig. 1 - The Unyielding Filer Fig. 2 - The Filing Fiend Fig. 3 - The File Folder of Doom Fig. 4 - The Filing System Overlord
Fig. 5 - The File Server of Despair Fig. 6 - The File Clerk of Chaos Fig. 7 - The File Frenzy of Folders Fig. 8 - The Filing System Anomaly
Fig. 9 - The File Manager of Mayhem Fig. 10 - The Filing System Enforcer Fig. 11 - The File Clerk of the Apocalypse Fig. 12 - The Filing System Overmind
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Committee Decision