Committee of Conundrums: Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024 Minutes

Resolution 2024: "In the best interests of clarity and sanity, the filing system shall henceforth be reorganized with the alphabet in reverse."

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and a cast of thousands.

Resolution proposed by: Zaphod B.

Seconded by: Balthazar McSnazz

Vote: Unanimous (with 1 abstention by Gorthok the Unyielding)

Next Steps:

Implementation of the new filing system to commence forthwith.

Training sessions to be held for all employees on the new system.

A special task force to be assembled to deal with the inevitable chaos that will ensue.

Apply now to join the Task Force of the Filing System Frenzy!

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 5:00 PM, with the Chairperson declaring the meeting " adjourned with great fanfare."

Adjournment Note:

It's worth noting that the adjournment was delayed 37 minutes due to a heated debate about who ate the last donut in the break room.