**Resolution 2024: The Filing System is Out of Control
1. The Filing System shall be purged of all unnecessary folders and subfolders.
2. All employees shall be required to alphabetize their files in the correct order.
3. The filing system shall be monitored 24/7 for any signs of sentient behavior.
**Action Items:**
Establish Task Force to Deal with Filing System Sentience
Employee Discipline Committee for Filing System Misuse
**Subcommittee:**
Subcommittee for the Elimination of All Paperwork
**Next Meeting:**
2024-03-15: The Filing System Shall Be Tamed
**Note:**
All members of the Committee of Conundrums are advised to bring their lunch and a sense of humor to the meeting.
**Chairperson:**
Bob the Ominous
**Members:**
Rita the Ominous Archivist
Steve the Ominous Sysadmin
**Support Staff:**
John the Ominous Janitor
**Contact Us:**
Email: [bobtheominous@conundrums.com](mailto;bobtheominous@conundrums.com)
Call: 1-800-CONUNDRUM