We, the Committee of Conundrums, are deeply concerned about the Sock Space Continuum. It's a real issue. We're talking lost socks, unmatched mates, and a multiverse of missing footwear.
We're working tirelessly to protect the fabric of reality and prevent further Sock Space Disasters.
But we need your help! Join us and let's tackle the Sock Space Ethics Committee to make a real difference in the Sock Space Continuum.