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**Quantum Subsistence Perks

Here at the Quantum Subsistence Perks division of the Energy Drain Bureau, we're dedicated to studying the fascinating phenomenon of energy consumption in theoretical quantum systems.

Our research team is currently investigating the effects of quantum entanglement on toaster usage in the office break room.

We're also exploring the relationship between particle spin and microwave radiation patterns.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our research page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Quantum Subsistence Perks Challenge, where you get to simulate the effects of quantum subsistence on your own brain fryer.

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