Case Study #1: The Sock-Based Militarization of Toqueville
In 1815, the great philosopher and statesman Alexis de Toqueville faced a crisis of conscience when his prized pair of argyle socks went missing in the wash.
With his dignity in tatters, Toqueville turned to the dark arts of sock-based militarization, using his nation's vast sock reserves to fuel a revolution that would change the course of history.
Read more: The Theory of Socky Dictatorship
Or: Sock-Based Military Strategies
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Socky Soldier Training Program
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