Edger-keeper Extraordinaire, our most trusted lawn care specialist, has been accused of tampering with the local neighborhood's lawn mowing schedule.
Investigating Officer: Inspecteur McGee
Accused: Edger-keeper Extraordinaire
Allegations: Mysterious lawn stripes, suspiciously uniform in height and width.
Further investigation is ongoing. Stay tuned for updates...
Subpage: Edger-keeper's Defense
Subpage: Edger-keeper's Parole Hearing
Subpage: Edger-keeper's Psych Profile