Hamster Crisis Committee: Statistics

Hamster Population by Region

• North Region: 10,000+ hamsters
• South Region: 5,000+ hamsters
• West Region: 2,000+ hamsters
• East Region: 1,500+ hamsters

As of today, the hamster population is unpredictable.

Explore human hamster relationships here.

Hypothetical Hamster Apocalypse Scenarios

• Catastrophic Food Shortage: 100% chance of hamster anarchy
• Global Hamster Uprising: 50% chance of hamster revolution
• Unprecedented Hamster Flu Pandemic: 20% chance of hamster quarantine

These scenarios are purely hypothetical, but we're not ruling them out just yet.

Learn about hamster communication protocols to prevent these scenarios.

Hamster Crisis Committee Budget Allocation

As of last quarter, the Hamster Crisis Committee has allocated $10,000,000 to address the hamster crisis.

• Hamster Food Procurement: $5,000,000
• Hamster Shelter Construction: $3,000,000
• Hamster Conflict Resolution: $2,000,000

View a detailed breakdown of the budget here.