MEETING AGENDA FOR OUR ANNUAL PICNIC
Agenda Item 1: Pre-Game Warm-Ups
Take 10 minutes to stare blankly into space
Repeat your name three times fast
Try to high-five the person next to you without looking at them
Agenda Item 2: Picnic Food and Beverages
Bring your own snacks, because we're not made of money
Taste and judge the quality of our watermelon
Buy your own BBQ sauce, because we're not paying for it
Agenda Item 3: Post-Picnic Activities
Spend 30 minutes silently staring at a wall
Participate in a group hug, but only if you feel like it
Create a doodle about the picnic, and we'll display it proudly on our website
Meeting minutes will be kept, but only by our intern, who's on her summer break