Resolution 1: Increase napping time by 30 minutes.
Resolution 2: Mandate that all meetings be conducted with excessive use of jargon.
Resolution 3: Establish a new department for the study of obscure hobbies.
Resolution 4: Declare that the office coffee machine is now the official time-keeper of the organization.
Resolution 1: Napping Time | Resolution 2: Jargon Meetings | Resolution 3: Observe Hobbies | Resolution 4: Coffee Time-keeper