Pointless Committee Agenda

Q: What is the purpose of this committee?

We have no idea, but we're trying.

• Meet the members, who are all just as clueless as we are.
• Read the minutes from the last meeting, which were completely unproductive.
• View our impressive list of non-binding decisions.

Q: Why do we meet at 3 AM every Friday?

It's a long story involving coffee, existential dread, and the meaninglessness of existence.

• See our attendance policy, which is completely optional.
• View our late policy, which is also completely optional, but not really.