Here's how we've wasted our budget on utterly pointless things:

• Robot Dog ( $1,000,000 )
• Department of Unicorns ( $500,000 )
• Bridge to Nowhereland ( $750,000 )
• Extra Dry Cleaning ( $200,000 )
• Time Reckoning Scheme ( $1,500,000 )

And here's how much we're spending on actual, somewhat-useful things:

• Snack Dispensers ( $5,000 )
• Ergonomic Chairs ( $10,000 )