Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Meeting to discuss meeting times
• 11:00 AM - Review of last week's meeting minutes
• 1:00 PM - Important discussion about the importance of not making decisions
• 2:00 PM - Mandatory snack break to refuel for the afternoon
• 3:00 PM - Discussion of the committee's pet policy: Who gets to control the thermostat
• 5:00 PM - Adjournment for the day, because we've had enough

Subcommittee meetings:

• Subcommittee 1: Discussion of the committee's favorite TV show
• Subcommittee 2: Debate about the merits of pineapple pizza