Committee on Unconventional Cookie Economics

Pointless Committee Agenda: Cookie Bankruptcy

As the Cookie Bankruptcy crisis deepens, our committee is here to provide guidance on how to spend all your money on cookies.

Our experts have crafted a comprehensive plan to help you prioritize your cookie purchases, because let's be real, who needs a 401k when you can have a 401 cookies?

Cookie Inflation: A Guide to Buying More Cookies for Less Cookie Subsidy: A Plan to Give Cookies to Rich People

We also recommend the following cookie-related subcommittees:

Cookie Diplomacy: Negotiating with Cookie Manufacturers Cookie Lobbying: Because Who Needs Ethics in Cookie Politics? Cookie Consulting: Because Who Doesn't Need a Cookie Consultant?

Cookie Bankruptcy: A Guide to Buying More Cookies Than You Can Afford

We've crunched the numbers, and here's the deal:

For every 10 cookies you buy, you'll get 3 free! But don't worry, it's not all good news – for everyประก cookie you eat, you'll owe 5 cookies to the Cookie Bank of Evil.

Cookie Collectors: Where Cookie Enthusiasts Meet Cookie Connoisseurs: Because Who Needs Food When You Can Have Cookies?

But wait, there's more!

Cookie Philosophy: The Cookie-entialist Movement