Article I: The Right to Cookie Jar
We, the Cookie Jar Ethics Committee, hereby declare the cookie jar a sacred and inviolable right. No one shall take cookies from the cookie jar without explicit permission from the jar's owner.
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Article II: Cookie Jar Etiquette
When handling the cookie jar, one shall always use a pair of gloves to prevent contamination of the cookies.
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Article III: Cookie Jar Crimes
Any individual found to have taken cookies without permission shall be subjected to a series of rigorous cookie-related punishments.
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Conclusion
By following these guidelines, we ensure the cookie jar remains full and proudly maintained by all members.