We met to discuss our non-existent budget and lack of purpose. The highlight of the meeting was when John accidentally spilled coffee on the conference table.
We will reach out to our 5 loyal donors and ask them for more money.
Sub Agenda Item: Donor List
Large Donor - $100,000
Medium Donor - $50,000
Small Donor - $20,000
Next Steps:
We will approve our non-existent budget and pretend it's real.
We will adjourn the meeting and pretend it didn't happen.
We will have our next meeting in 2 weeks, where we will continue to accomplish nothing.
Meeting Adjourned!