Committee of Utter Waste

Minutes of the Actual Meeting (Not the Real Meeting)

Meeting Date: Yesterday

Meeting Location: The Coffee Shop on 5th Street (Where the Free WiFi is still broken)

Attendees: 5 members, 2 of whom actually showed up

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of "utmost" in the context of committee meetings
• Vote on the best pizza topping for team lunches
• Decide on the font size for the meeting minutes (seriously, who thought 10pt was too small?)

Decided to spend $100 on a "World's Okayest Committee Award" for the chairperson, who is actually the one who showed up.

Also, we spent an entire meeting discussing the best way to eat a bowl of Jell-O.

Next Meeting:

When: Next Wednesday, 3:14 PM

Where: The Same Place (Because the Free WiFi is still broken)

Agenda: "Actual" Discussion of Actual Agenda Items (Fingers Crossed)

Actual Meeting Minutes

Meeting-Adjacent Activities (Free Jell-O for All)

Adjacent Discussions (The Chairperson's favorite topic)