Subscription Benefits: Because We're a Non-Profit (Sort Of)
As a valued member of the Pointless Committee, you're eligible for the following benefits that will totally change your life for the better.
ประก- Early access to our monthly meeting minutes - because who doesn't want to read about our in-depth discussions on the importance of doing nothing?
- Exclusive access to our quarterly newsletter - filled with updates on the committee's progress and the latest in pointless bureaucratic jargon!
- A 10% discount on all official committee merchandise - because who wouldn't want to wear a 'Pointless Committee' t-shirt to the grocery store?
- A free membership to our annual "I'm-Not-Doing-Anything" retreat - a weekend of doing nothing in a beautiful, completely-not-actually-anything-like-a-real-conference setting.
- And, of course, the knowledge that you're supporting a completely-not-at-all-pointless cause.