MEMORANDUM

MEMO-1: The Most Important Meeting of Our Lives

We will not be discussing the pressing issues of the day, such as the cafeteria menu or the new watercooler placement. Today, we will be discussing the pressing issue of: WHO GETS TO CONTROL THE SNACK MACHINE.

Snack Machine Etiquette
Snack Machine Security
Snack Machine Committee

Memo-1: The Most Important Meeting of Our Lives

Approved by: The Committee Signers