Item 1: Is ham and pineapple on pizza an abomination or an art form?
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Item 2: Should pineapples be used as a form of currency in our society?
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Item 3: Can we genetically engineer a pineapple that's actually good at soccer?
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Meet the subcommittee that's been tasked with deciding the fate of our planet's fruit supply.
Meet the Subsubcommittee
Subsubitem 1: Can we use pineapples as a substitute for world peace?
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Subsubitem 2: Are pineapples secretly controlling our minds?
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Subsubitem 3: Should pineapples be the new official state fruit of the world?
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