Committee 3456: Pointless Agenda Item 2
We will debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping in a completely empty room because, let's be honest, we're all here for the free snacks.
Resolution 1: Pizzas are for topping, but not this topping
We will draft a formal resolution that explicitly states that pineapple does not belong on pizza. Because, clearly, it's a travesty.
Subitem 3: Write ResolutionResolution 2: Pineapple is, actually, a good topping
We will write a counterpoint that will argue for the merits of pineapple's sweet and tangy flavor profile. Or, at least, we'll try to.
Subitem 4: Craft Convincing Argument