Pineapple Debate Committee Agenda

Subitem 4: The Great Pineapple Pizza Conundrum

Should pineapples be considered a legitimate topping for pizza? A contentious issue, indeed.

For:

• It's a fruit, and fruits are delicious!
• It's a good source of vitamin C, and who doesn't want that?
• It's a nice change of pace from the usual pepperoni and sausage.

Against:

• It's a poor man's topping; anyone can use it.
• It's too sweet, like a bad relationship.
• It's not a traditional pizza topping, like a rebellious teenager.

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