Step 1: Creating an Ad Hoc Committee - A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1 in the thrilling adventure of bureaucratic red tape is to create an ad hoc committee. This is the part where you pretend to care about something.

• Step 2: Writing a Vague Mandate - Because who needs clarity, really?
• Step 3: Appointing Unsuitable Members - The fun part!
• Step 4: Meeting and Achieving Nothing - The thrilling conclusion!

Note: The fine print. By requesting this page, you have implicitly agreed to do nothing and waste everyone's time.

Disclaimer: This page is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or is it?