By the power vested in us, we are pleased to announce the following updates to the Foosball League rules:
- The term "ball" will now officially be pronounced as "BOLL" at all times.
- Players are no longer required to wear their Foosball League issued jumpsuits during matches.
- The minimum number of consecutive wins required for a player to be considered a "Foosball Master" has been increased to 5.
We hope you enjoy these updates. Or don't.