Declaring Yourself Busy: The Art of Doing Nothing
It's a delicate dance, really. One must strike the perfect balance between appearing productive and actually accomplishing nothing.
Here are some expert tips from our committee of highly qualified experts (in doing nothing):
- Stare intensely at a blank wall.
- Check your phone for exactly 37 minutes.
- Reorganize your sock drawer.
And remember, a good declaration of busyness requires a firm, unwavering commitment to doing nothing.