Committee for the Perpetuation of Procrastination

Agenda Item 1: Making Sandwiches

As the most esteemed members of this committee, we have deemed it necessary to discuss the art of crafting the perfect sandwich.

Sub Agenda A: Bread Selection

• Bread Overload
• Lettuce is Optional (But Not Really)

Sub Agenda B: Meat Selection

• Meat Overload Protocol
• Meat is Optional (But Only on Tuesdays)

Resolution: We shall strive for the perfect sandwich, no matter the cost to productivity and sanity.

Meeting adjourned until next Tuesday.

Or not.