Minutes of Meeting: Procrastination Strategies Committee

Meeting Summary

Yesterday's meeting of the Procrastination Strategies Committee was called to order at precisely 3:04 PM. Mr. Johnson, chairperson, welcomed the committee members and announced that today's agenda would feature the following topics: What to do when your pants are on fire, Strategies for avoiding mediocrity, and a discussion on using social media to post irritating status updates.

Mr. Johnson reported that the committee has made significant progress on all three topics and will be presenting their findings in a special report to be released next week. Mrs. Smith, the committee's vice chairperson, suggested that the committee should also consider adding developing a strategy for avoiding the dog to the agenda.

The meeting was adjourned at 4:15 PM with a motion by Mr. Johnson and seconded by Mrs. Smith.