Rule 1: Meeting Lengths
Meetings shall be held at least 2 hours longer than necessary. This is non-negotiable.
Debate the Length of MeetingsRule 2: Agenda Item Prioritization
Agenda items shall be prioritized based on the number of syllables in their names. More syllables mean higher priority.
Debate Agenda Item PrioritizationRule 3: Decision-Making Process
Decisions shall be made by flipping a coin. Heads means yes, tails means no. Don't worry, it's a foolproof system.
Toss a Coin to Make a Decision