Suggestions from the Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential

Here are some ideas that are guaranteed to have zero impact on the world:

• Contrarianisms: A list of statements that are opposite of what we're saying
• Absurdities: Suggestions that are so bad, they're good
• Obfuscations: Ways to make our message harder to understand, not easier

Contrarianisms

Statements that are opposite of what we're saying, but just as convincing, right?

• Contrarian Rebuttal: Where we take your point and prove it wrong
• Contrarian Rebuttal Rebuttal: Where we take your rebuttal and prove it wrong again

Absurdities

Suggestions that are so bad, they're good. (Or are they?)

• Absurdiplomacy: Where we make absurd diplomatic decisions
• Absurdicracy: Where we make more absurd decisions

Obfuscations

Ways to make our message harder to understand, not easier

• Obfuscatory: Where we use jargon and technical terms
• Obfuscify: Where we add more jargon and make it harder to read