Cookie Crisis: Cookie Historians

We are the Cookie Historians, a group of esteemed experts in the field of Cookies_goals. Our mission is to document and analyze the most critical and pressing issue of our time: The Great Cookie Shortage of 2023

Our research team is dedicated to studying the intricate dance of cookie production, distribution, and consumption. We have developed a comprehensive theory: "The Cookie Conundrum", which explains why cookies are always in short supply and yet, somehow, never enough.

The Cookie Conundrum

It's simple: too many cookies are baked, too few are bought. The demand is high, the supply is low. It's a classic case of "The Cookie Dilemma".

Our Research Papers

• The Cookie Dilemma: A Case Study
• Cookie Epistemology: A Treatise on Cookie Truth
• Cookie Ontology: A Classification of Cookie Types

Learn more about our research and how you can contribute to the cookie crisis solution.