Time Travel 101: A Crash Course in Chrono-Dissonance
Warning: this program may cause severe disorientation, loss of temporal anchors, and spontaneous combustion.
But don't worry, our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of chrono-dissonance and have you time-traveling like a pro in no time (see what we did there).
Our curriculum includes:
- Chrono-Dissonance Theory - the fundamental principles of time travel
- Time Domain Hacking 101 - the art of finding the perfect moment to jump the timeline
- Chrono-Synergy Praxis - advanced techniques for harmonizing with the timeline
Don't wait - enroll now and join the chrono-dissonant revolution!