Welcome to Radioactive Cooking, where the secret ingredient is a dash of danger!
Our chef, Dr. Frankencook, has crafted a menu that's sure to make your taste buds do the nuclear tango.
Try our signature dish, Radioactive Risotto, a creamy concoction of mushroom and truffle, with a side of fallout.
Or, if you're feeling bold, go for the Plutonium Pâté, a spread so potent, it'll leave you questioning your life choices.
But don't just take our word for it! Read our recipe book for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our atomic apprenticeship program, where you'll learn the art of cooking with hazardous materials.
Remember, safety not guaranteed, but our food is always radioactive!
Or, if you're feeling really brave, just try send us some feedback and we'll try to respond before we're all wiped out by the radiation!