Welcome, traveler, to the Barber of Chrono-Chaos, where time is a luxury we can't afford. Our expert barbers are trained in the art of cutting hair that defies the laws of physics and logic.
From the classic Antiquity Cut, where our scissors move in tandem with the timestream, to the Chaos Theory, where every snip is a surprise, our team will make sure you leave with a haircut that will make time stand still.
But don't just take our word for it. Come visit us and experience the thrill of having your hair styled by our team of temporal experts. Warning: may cause time dilation, space-time anomalies, and existential crises.